Es gibt noch viel zu tun

A childless German couple finally found out why they weren't able to conceive - they had never had sex.

Feinripp muss hier aktiver aufklären!

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(ehe-)Hygienethemen sowieso

MANGELNDE PFLEGE

Patient hatte Maden im Mund

Ein gelähmter und ans Bett gefesselter Mann ist in Taiwan von seiner Familie so schlecht gepflegt worden, dass sich in seinem Mund schließlich Maden bildeten. Ärzte entfernten die drei Zentimeter langen weißen Würmer.

Taipeh - Die Mediziner, die laut taiwanesischen Medienberichten von heute die Würmer aus dem Mund des 73-Jährigen zogen, rügten die Familie. Die Angehörigen hatten dem seit Jahren bettlägerigen Mann offensichtlich nie die Zähne geputzt.

Nach Ansicht der Ärzte hatten offenbar Fliegen im stets geöffneten Mund des Mannes ihre Eier gelegt, aus denen sich die Larven entwickeln konnten.

Familienmitglieder hatten den Gelähmten ins Krankenhaus gebracht, nachdem ihnen "weiße Würmer" aufgefallen waren, die sich im Mund des Mannes schlängelten.

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herr ichichich

Sie machen ab sofort aussendienst diesbezüglich. fahren Sie mal fix mit Ihren aufklärungsköfferchen bei den 2 da vorbei

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aktives Aufklärungsmanagement

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Brauch kein Köfferchen:

Hab alles am Mann.

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derselbe link:

Maybe the German Couple Should Take Classes Here

CHAMBLEE, Ga. (AP) — Some Chamblee High School students expecting to see the usual morning announcements instead glimpsed a hard-core prank Tuesday morning.

School administrators were trying to determine who swapped a pornographic videotape for the school announcements tape, sending the images out to several classrooms.

"Our children in our news class do a tape each morning of the Chamblee morning news, and they bring it to the media center, and our media center specialist puts it into the machine," said assistant principal Becky Chambers.

Before the program is broadcast, the media specialist leaves the media center and goes to the main office, to turn on an audio feed to two or three places in the high school that do not have closed-circuit televisions, Chambers said.

"In the seconds that it took her to walk out of her office and head up the hall, some student — we don't know who — took the tape out of the machine and inserted a very inappropriate tape," Chambers said.

"A couple of the classrooms — fortunately not all of them had it on — got a very inappropriate feed for a matter of some seconds before a teacher could fly up here and alert us and we could fly back down the hall and pull the tape out," she said.

One parent who complained characterized the tape as hard-core pornography, but Chambers said she didn't view the tape and couldn't confirm its contents. Administrators were watching security camera tapes to try to determine who made the switch.

Chambers said that with this being the last week of school, a senior prank "would be my best guess at this point."

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